faster harder more challenging q*bert

2007 is approaching and the samurai is not sure what to do.

Dahlia, age 19

totally awesome

Why is the left leg longer than the right? BECAUSE IT'S GUMBY BITCH.

oh good grief

Old drawing.

winter 4pm

pikachu

PIKAPIKAPI

ice skater

2003 Whoville County Campion
sponsor: Women's New Sugarfinger Ultra

dire reindeer

He followed me all the way home. The awful grunts he made were the sound of ruin itself. I went inside and conducted my Christmas shopping online, trying not to think about the profane beast that would still be waiting for me in the morning.

mystik bird

He sleeps at night on a nest made of straw and numbers.

wooden robot

I COME TO BRING BEST DEAL ON CAR AUDIO LET US MAKE A DEAL *CLICK KLAK*

office mantra

desert lights

But Don't, Dear Children, Be Alarmed

wall decoration from my cubicle, 2005.07.19

gonna splode

If you or someone you love feels like they're gonna splode, please seek help.

RPG

Digital conflabation of stolen images.

Penny is still looking for a home

Shake off that typtophan haze and go forth into the Holiday Future. Make strong your heart. Make elastic your trousers.

tree

Hell yes it's a tree. Happy Thanksgiving.

clarity

This man has some sort of eye problem.

Archibald

Cadwallader Cacomistle

pentabird

crazy rhythm

Dustbunny

ultra-fine day

EVERYBODY STAND UP. IT'S TIME TO DO THE MOUSKEDANCE!

The Stars Are Out to Get You

The Secret Grove in World 3-3

dandelion

Tree of Whatever

everyone is concerned

watched over

polychrome@lightningbelt.xst

last survivor

fleeing natural selection

Bug

B-Ball

Queer Landingcraft

tree of interest

The Glomexrian Serpent Whisperer

Adult Bookstore Guy

Custodian of the Volcanoes

[click to enlarge.]

Err...not the Little Prince. The other one. The one who looks like a bug with a fucked-up melon for a head.

Picard

What indeed.

Scrawny Wizard

Another drawn at work.

The Deadly Desert

Drawn at work.

flowr

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And with that the robot turned and walked away into the cardboard-gray night, his joints seeming a little unsteady as he went. Lionel Richie cued his band and they began playing a droning chord sequence in an effort to keep things from getting awkward.

I'm not really that into Tool

Not dead, just off my posting routine. Please continue leaving random crazy comments or pictures or whatever. I'll keep putting weird stuff on here.

The Benadryl I took a few minutes ago is working great.

hard to remember

obvious

drawn at work

Dahlia, age 17

Larry the Misanthropic Dragonoid

Drawn at work.

Fatcell Man & Li'l *2

Drawn at work.

guest comic by Joe Annabi

That's me on the right.

Elvis

"Tundra/Desert" by Modest Mouse

(click to enlarge.)

Dahlia, age 15

Meanwhile, on Monster Island

the heat is on

(click to enlarge.)

lava lady

dancing devils

so dark inside

December 23

no more miracles, loaves and fishes, been so busy with the washing of the dishes

and take thy form from off my door

Chuck Norris can suck a fat one

go on and hurt me, then we'll let it drop

a bed of sweet berries and flowers

kinda gone

who am I kidding

fish with questions

Filling out employment questionnaires makes me feel even more dysfunctional than when I'm at work.

squawk

you're going down

Testing out my new scanner...

Grapety Purple

burning souls of starfolk

flabbergasted

new circumstances

more damned circles and lines

floaterr

Horned Fellow at Great Wall

Welcome to the new blog. I know it's not as fancy as the Swizzlestuck main page (not yet anyway), but it's a lot easier to edit, so that means I'll have more time to actually draw things. Also, you'll now be able to search posts and leave comments much more easily. Hint hint.