remember i am human. remember i am just like you.
main is a wonderful neighbourhood to live and work in
comix is a comix/zine anthology aimed at readers who are interested in very black humour and subjects and themes of an ‘extreme’ nature
gallery is now offering pictures of harley

dreams is 105 days away from becoming reality
et cetera is used to complete the lyrics to love will tear us apart
forum is for discussion on brad pitt only

nicholas is just another name for santa claus

HE COMES FROM THE STREETS

"Choice of the Fancie Manne"
et cetera.
link to us, por favor? (2005.08.17) let me know if you want to exchange banners and become an official friend of swizzlestuck.
MySpace profile (2005.08.17) C'mon people. I need more friends. My casket isn't going to hurl itself into the Pacific Ocean.
FAQ (2005.09.15) What are those things on top of the dog-man's head? Antlers?

crack crack crackT-9: the NEW ADVENTURES (2005.10.04) Audio majicks.
Whooza Kat // That's All // Dr. Science - Interview with Viktor Yushchenko // Green Hill Rag // 4th Grade Medley // What Wesley Needed // "Darth Maul's Revenge, Chapter 1" by HappyBob // "Darth Maul's Revenge, Chapter 2" by HappyBob
KID-LINOLEUM'S INTERNATIONAL HOUSE of FANFICTION (2004.10.27) These are a couple of short story-lets that I barfed out over a year ago. One of these days there will probably be more. Please drop in and write a scathing anonymous review. It's probably your best shot at doing real emotional damage to me.

MICROSOFT MARY - COUGH HACK BLAH (2004.07.13) Microsoft Mary is a mysterious woman I met working at a thrift store in Herriman, Arizona. She makes excellent cheese-and-tomato sandwiches. This is her spoken word album.

01. When I Was a Child 02. AICN boardz 03. The Voice in My Head
04. A Poker Game 05. In the Air Tonight 06. My Pussy
07. Cragg Lake, Part Two 08. Batgirl and Catwoman Part 3 09. Pop Music
10. Midwest Invasion 11. To Boddah  
CLASSIC T-9 AUDIO BY THE ORIGINAL ARTIST (posted 2004.07.09)
These are a bunch of noises I made about three years ago with Windows Sound Recorder...
Transformers - third season theme song
Tiny German Men - all of your answers are here
Spider - a "cover" of the TMBG classic. why? because we like you!
Pimp Nation - are you a member?
My Little Pony Tales - put it on your pilates mixtape
My Darling Clementine - with sort of a circa-1980 Peter Gabriel approach. sure.
Morning Mix - inspired by the breakfast cereal of the same name
Mayo - I think I kinda sound like James Iha impersonating an Irish woman on this
I Think We're Alone Now - featuring a tiny man (possibly German; unverified)
gnome - use it for atmosphere at your next D&D session
coffeehouse - i dunno
Yodamoth - uh, i dunno
Wood Zone featuring Masato Nakamura
World of Science with Little Billy