-THESE ARE THE ADVENTURES OF INDIANA NICK !!!-

[posted 2004.12.29; written and drawn in 1987] Once there was a brave explorer named Indiana Nick. He was climbing up a mountain when he saw a cave. He saw millions of bats and they were vampire bats. He pulled out his sword and chopped them to bits, but the very last one turned into a real vampire! …and Indiana Nick cut the skin off and the bones formed a skeleton. He chopped the head off but out of the eyes came rattlesnakes! Then he used his invisible poison shield and since their poison wasn’t used, the Great Rattlesnake Master trapped them in a net on a tree limb and he put a mirror in the net too and the rattlesnakes rattled their rattles and shook the mirror and it flew into the rattlesnakes’ mouths. Then the snakes poisoned themselves. Back in the cave Indiana Nick fell in a hole and he landed in an underground sea and there he was sitting in a ship. There were lots of pirates aboard the ship! When they saw him a fight broke out and then Indiana Nick pulled out his mighty sword and chopped all the pirates in half right through their belts! Then Indiana Nick was in control of the ship. Then he fought with a dragon and fell through a whirlpool and fell back where he started and found the cave boarded up. He walked back to his cabin in the forest but on the way back he was a giant hole. Right on the edge he grabbed a rope that was tied to a tree and he swung across. And you know where he landed? Right through the roof of his cabin. That’s all!! Join us next time for another adventure of Indiana Nick!!!