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I just learned that today is They Day, when They Might Be Giants fans customarily write "THEY" on their foreheads in black marker. I would totally be doing it, but I'm about to get on a train and I'm afraid of being put on some kind of terrorist watch list.

In other news: tomorrow night (God willing) I will see Genesis at the Hollywood Bowl. Banks! Collins! Rutherford! EEEE!

And just like that, I have alienated all of you.