polychrome@lightningbelt.xst

last survivor

fleeing natural selection

Bug

B-Ball

Queer Landingcraft

50 More Ways to Leave Your Lover

01. Give Her the Flu Stu
02. Cover Her in Aphids David
03. Take Out Her Spleen Dean
04. Throw Her Off the Ship Chip
05. Feed Him to the Flora Laura
06. Stay Home and Listen to Toto Frodo
07. Trick Her with Poison Candy Andy
08. Tell Him You're Gay Faye
09. Ride Away on Your Motorcycle Michael
10. Refuse to Eat Her Peter
11. Say 'Fuck It' and Go Joe
12. Stab Her with a Magic Eagle Talon Alan
13. Make Her Think You're Back on the Juice Bruce
14. Switch Places with Wario Mario
15. Pick Some Dead Flowers to Send Her Bender
16. Kick Her in the Head Fred
17. Let Ghosts Do the Scarin' Erin
18. Let's Put on Our Magic Helmets So She Can't See Us, Perseus
19. Leave Him Quaking in Terra' Sarah
20. Send the Triads After Him Kim
21. Release a Barrage of Brickbats Ignatz
22. Bury Her Under a Hill Bill
23. Cut His Throat While He's Dreaming in REM, Em
24. Mock Him for Mispronouncing 'Clitoris' Dolores [Seinfeld reference]
25. Don't Worry, Kissing Your Sister Was Just a Fluke Luke
26. Put His Corpse Out with the Trash Ash
27. Ride Away on Your Huffy Buffy
28. Write Her Out of Your Will Will
29. Put Bugs on Her Head Ted
30. Leave Him in a Cage to Rot Dot
31. Swear Off Premarital Sex Lex
32. Overwhelm Her with Curry Murray
33. Let Him Ride a Bullet to Hell Mel
34. Concentrate on Your Tennis Dennis
35. Erect a Wall He Can't Clamber Amber
36. Tell Her You're Tired of the Scene Gene
37. Explain How You Hate It When She Calls California 'Cali,' Raleigh
38. Move into the Mansion with Hef, Jeph
39. I've Heard Giant Sloths Are Quite Cuddly Dudley
40. Articulate Your Grievances Musically by Learning to Play a Blues Riff on the Harmonica Monica
41. Have Her Get Bit by a Rhesus Jesus
42. Save Up Change for the Trolley Holly
43. Seek the Advice of a Witch Doctor Proctor
44. Smother Her with a Pillow Willow
45. Ride Away on a Mule That Is Trusty Dusty
46. Fly Away to Oz on a Giant Bee Lee
47. Tell Him You've Acquired a Taste for the Cat Matt
48. Send Some Anthrax in an Envelope to Him Tim
49. Just Keep Being a Dick Nick
50. Hit Him with the Crowbar Again Gwen

tree of interest

The Glomexrian Serpent Whisperer

Adult Bookstore Guy

Custodian of the Volcanoes

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Err...not the Little Prince. The other one. The one who looks like a bug with a fucked-up melon for a head.

Picard

What indeed.

Scrawny Wizard

Another drawn at work.

The Deadly Desert

Drawn at work.

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And with that the robot turned and walked away into the cardboard-gray night, his joints seeming a little unsteady as he went. Lionel Richie cued his band and they began playing a droning chord sequence in an effort to keep things from getting awkward.

I'm not really that into Tool

Not dead, just off my posting routine. Please continue leaving random crazy comments or pictures or whatever. I'll keep putting weird stuff on here.

The Benadryl I took a few minutes ago is working great.