lava lady

dancing devils

so dark inside

December 23

no more miracles, loaves and fishes, been so busy with the washing of the dishes

and take thy form from off my door

Chuck Norris can suck a fat one

mother what's happening?

go on and hurt me, then we'll let it drop

they say in Heaven love comes first

Vader Sessions - still in the navy, and probably will be for life
gumby - if he's in your heart then he'll be a part of you
Fear of Girls - society has always scorned the truly unique
Japanese Spiderman - yeahyeahyeah, WOW!
Heaven on Earth - you bring me home / when I'm lost at sea
Birdhouse in Soul - though I respect that a lot / I'd be fired if that were my job
END CREDITS BLACK COUGAR SONG BY JOHN LENNON - so this is Christmas(?)

a bed of sweet berries and flowers

kinda gone

Rush '08

CNN reports that Rush Limbaugh has formally announced his candidacy for President of the United States in the next election, although he's actually been saying he intends to run for several months on his radio program.

who am I kidding

fish with questions

Filling out employment questionnaires makes me feel even more dysfunctional than when I'm at work.

No Compassion

I'm at an unfamiliar bar. The obese, crusty old man behind the counter sneers and gives me shit as I try to close out the tab on my credit card. I fantasize about coming back and throwing a Molotov cocktail through the window later.

Sometime after that I'm chitchatting with a girl in my AP English class. It's the beginning of our senior year in high school, and I am completely unmotivated. She one-ups my school angst by reminding me that both of her parents were killed in an accident a year ago. She's certainly getting a lot of milage out of that, I think to myself.