WHAT ARE YOUR CRIMES???

Watch a creepy video of a smartass cameraperson (I think it's Tom Servo, but that's just a guess) being harassed by a cop, a security guy and a trio of crazy-eyed Scientologists at some sort of Scientology event in L.A. Seriously. You'd think an evil international world domination cult would be a little more suave, like Michael York in The Omega Code, and less like a bunch of sexually confused middle school bullies.