White Debbie my love/the Staunton

I have an ongoing romance with White Debbie from Sealab 2021. She is pregnant with my child, and we travel through time together like "Doc" Brown and Clara Clayton in Back to the Future Part III. But there are many suitors competing for Debbie's affection in different centuries, and at times I think she is unfaithful, which makes me jealous.

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I have a new motorcycle, classic-styled with chrome, dark red and white trim. It's called "the Staunton," and I ride it around on the waterfront at sunset, zooming between boats over the narrow wooden planks. I zip past the open dining area of a tavern on the pier, and as I'm going by, Bender, I guy I know who happens to be sitting at a table there, mischeviously tries to snatch the striped scarf that I'm wearing. He fails to catch it, but then I narrowly avoid hitting a small boat that's lying on its side just in front of me.